Another year, another place to corral stray fic and fragments. Some of them may make it to AO3 eventually, some of them may not. Series, pairing, rating, and any relevant warnings in the subject of each comment.
"Does it really require this much..." Inui waved his hand at the kitchen counters, which were currently covered with more cookie sheets, cooling racks, and bowls of brightly colored sugar and small sugar shapes than could possibly be required for such a seemingly simple process.
"Ya!" Shingo yelled from his perch atop a step stool at one end of the counter. By Inui's calculation, the quantity of frosting and decorative sugar currently in his hair and clothing was roughly equal to the quantity that had ended up on the cookies currently cooling by the sink. The quantity of spilled ingredients on the floor was at least equal to the sum of the former two. Kaoru had already used an entire two pound box of confectioner's sugar in the frosting alone, not to mention the five pound bag of sugar that had disappeared somewhere into the dough. Plus a truly alarming quantity of butter, and absolutely nothing that could be considered to have any sort of significant nutritional value.
"What about replacing some of the sugar with nutritional vegetable powder?" Inui asked. "I have a new formula to test, and it should make for a nice festive green color."
Kaidou hissed and stepped between him and the mixer.
"Maybe the frosting? By my calculations, up to twenty-five percent by weight could be substituted with protein powder without adversely affecting the consistency or structural integrity."
"MINE!" Shingo yelled, grabbing the pastry bag in his little hands and leaving another brightly colored trail across the formerly clean surface.
Inui held up his hands in surrender. Probability Shingo would throw a tantrum if anyone interfered with his process: 99%. Defeated, he turned back to Kaidou. "Okay, what do I do in this...cookie...process?"
Kaidou pointed to the sink, currently piled high with mixing bowls and measuring cups. "Wash."
Edited 2019-12-25 02:44 (UTC)
Re: Half-Baked: Tenipuri/Yowapedal, InuKai + Kinjou, G
Inui! What marvelous restraint! I commend you! And Kinjou is such a cute baby... with very good fathers. Kaidou, A+ management skills, this is why you got to be Captain.
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Half-Baked: Tenipuri/Yowapedal, InuKai + Kinjou, G
"Christmas cookies," Kaidou replied.
"Does it really require this much..." Inui waved his hand at the kitchen counters, which were currently covered with more cookie sheets, cooling racks, and bowls of brightly colored sugar and small sugar shapes than could possibly be required for such a seemingly simple process.
"Ya!" Shingo yelled from his perch atop a step stool at one end of the counter. By Inui's calculation, the quantity of frosting and decorative sugar currently in his hair and clothing was roughly equal to the quantity that had ended up on the cookies currently cooling by the sink. The quantity of spilled ingredients on the floor was at least equal to the sum of the former two. Kaoru had already used an entire two pound box of confectioner's sugar in the frosting alone, not to mention the five pound bag of sugar that had disappeared somewhere into the dough. Plus a truly alarming quantity of butter, and absolutely nothing that could be considered to have any sort of significant nutritional value.
"What about replacing some of the sugar with nutritional vegetable powder?" Inui asked. "I have a new formula to test, and it should make for a nice festive green color."
Kaidou hissed and stepped between him and the mixer.
"Maybe the frosting? By my calculations, up to twenty-five percent by weight could be substituted with protein powder without adversely affecting the consistency or structural integrity."
"MINE!" Shingo yelled, grabbing the pastry bag in his little hands and leaving another brightly colored trail across the formerly clean surface.
Inui held up his hands in surrender. Probability Shingo would throw a tantrum if anyone interfered with his process: 99%. Defeated, he turned back to Kaidou. "Okay, what do I do in this...cookie...process?"
Kaidou pointed to the sink, currently piled high with mixing bowls and measuring cups. "Wash."
Re: Half-Baked: Tenipuri/Yowapedal, InuKai + Kinjou, G